Hey look, I made something that ISN'T Sonic-related (my page can tell you all about it)! I was inspired by Marxsoul324's "Strongest Card EVER" ([link]) to make Jason Statham into a Yu-gi-oh card. Why? Because Jason Statham is the new Chuck Norris, the ultimate badass. Just watch "The Transporter" (if you haven't already) and you'll see what I mean.

I love Statham's action scenes but unfortunately, the "Transporter" and "Crank" movies don't seem to be heavy on plot. "Snatch" was intricate enough, but I think we can all agree he'll go down in the history books for "Transporter." Eh, as long as he's making money. Besides, if you saw his fight scenes, you wouldn't mind the less-than-stellar plot.

Anyway, this card was made as only a Super Rare (not having played Yu-gi-oh in years, I can only guess that means it's fairly rare as opposed to really rare...I guess) seeing as how Statham isn't in EVERY movie (unlike someone who's name rhymes with…Seth Rogan) but he is in quite a few. Despite not being completely rare, he's a full level card because...well, NOBODY beats the Statham. If you're having trouble reading his ATK, DEF, and description, here they are:

ATK) > You
DEF) > You
Des) Said to exist in only two forms: criminal or violent cop. Always seen where blood is spilled and asses are kicked but never where plot is thick and dialogue deep, the Statham is a renowned warrior whose fighting prowess is feared in all lands.